[Reading] ➿ Fifty Shades Nastier An Intensely Funny Parody Author Lardyard Hampoon – Horsebackridingindiana.us

Fifty Shades Nastier An Intensely Funny Parody Read Fifty Shades Nastier An Intensely Funny Parody By Lardyard Hampoon Wgf2011.eu Excerpt Unitarian Has Stopped By The Pet Store Where Nasty Works I M Sorry, Master Green, But I Ve Really Got To Finish Cleaning The Cages Before My Shift Is Up You Clean Cages, Do You That S Probably The Biggest Part Of My Job And Do You Have To Get Inside The Cages To Clean Them Oh, Yes I Get Right In There On My Hands And Knees Wiping Up Urine And Feces You Are The Most Extraordinarily Perfect Woman I Ve Ever Met Frickin Hilarious, Yet So Vile That BDSM Doesn T Seem Enough Letters To Describe It This Parody Is Designed For The Most Immature Of The Mature Adults Out There Reader Discretion Is Mandatory But, We Still Can T Figure Out How Employing Your Discretion Will Lead You To Such An Indescretion As This Book Unitarian Green And Anastasia Nasty Lime Take Their Sexual Rollicks To New And Ever Disgusting Licks But, Don T Worry, There Are Still Plenty Of The Flushes, Wry Smiles, Head Cockings, Finger Steeplings, Hitches, Craps And Double Craps That You Grew So Fondly Tiresome Of In The Original Which We Can T Even Call Original With A Straight Face Since It Was Basically Twilight With Perverts Standing In For Vampires If You Are Easily Offended Or Even Uneasily Offended , We Don T Know Why The Hell You Read Fifty Shades Of Grey In The First Place It Is Required Reading To Appreciate This Parodywe Know, Bummer , But You Will Most Definitely Be Offended By Fifty Shades Nastier If You Are A Virgin, From Ithaca, From San Fernando Valley, Catholic, Irish, Irish Wannabe, Human, Borderline Decent, Irish, Quaker, Over 80 Or Wealthy However, Chances Are Likely That You Ll Be Too Busy Laughing Your Ass Off To Care.